Chapter 1 — Haircut

"Sweetie... baby... come on~"

I peek open my eyes and murmur,"Huh?"

And right away, he thrusts it toward my mouth."Suck it~~~" he whines, pushing it in.

I start sucking hard, but his damn pubic hair keeps getting in the way, annoying the hell out of me.

Sarah Lee:"Babe. Let's trim it. C'mon~~"

David Park:"No way!"

Sarah Lee:"Honey, it's getting in my mouth. It's gross. Let's cut it. Pleeease~"

David Park:"Freak. You're such a freak."

Sarah Lee:"But babe, I saw on fan fiction websites that some guys actually do it on purpose."

David Park:"Fine, just a little then."

Sarah Lee:"Yay^__^"

David Park:"You're gonna trim yours too, right?"

Sarah Lee:"Me? Suuure..."

I carefully trim my husband's pubic hair, turning him into a smooth, sporty look. I feel proud—like a master barber.

"There! Looks done!"

I give his ass a few playful pats.

"Go wash up. ^^"

He covers his dick with one hand and dashes to the bathroom.

Now it's my turn!!

I leave just a tiny bit, not quite like a porn star—actually, more than that—and quickly shave myself smooth, running the razor up and down like a pro.

Sarah Lee:"Babe! How do I look?"

David Park:"Whoa~~ Looks hot^^"

Sarah Lee:"So... shall we try it now?"

David Park:"Wait... it kinda stings when I walk."

Sarah Lee:"Really? Then should we go completely bare?"

David Park:"No!"

Sarah Lee:"Why? No one's gonna see."

David Park:"Still... what if someone sees? And when I pee..."

Sarah Lee:"Hmm... I guess if I ever need to go to the hospital, it'd be kinda embarrassing. Right?"

Anyway, we flop onto the bed. I start sucking him fiercely, biting gently, spreading saliva, licking every inch...

Sarah Lee:"Babe. Doesn't sting as much as I thought. Feels clean, right?"

David Park:"Yeah... kinda."

Uhsa-uhsa... ughhh...

David Park:"Shit... what do I do?"

Sarah Lee:"What?"

David Park:"I think I got too excited. I'm gonna cum already."

Sarah Lee:"No way. We just started! Then I'll ride you. Lie down."

David Park:"I'll relax completely. Enjoy me."

Sarah Lee:"Mmm^^"

I gently rub my clit, teasing myself as I move on top.

Ah~~ah~~ It's been a while since I've been on top—and honestly, it feels pretty good.

Then suddenly, I remember that famous singer's hip-twist move.

Sarah Lee:"Babe. You know that famous singer's hip twist?"

David Park:"What's that?"

Sarah Lee:"This right here!"

David Park:"ugh~~~!!!"

I slowly grind back and forth, then suddenly start rotating my hips in small circles.

I haven't even gone two full turns...

David Park:"Wait~~ STOP!!"

Sarah Lee:"What? Does it hurt?"

David Park:"What the hell was that?"

Sarah Lee:"What?"

David Park:"It felt like a bone bit my dick."

Sarah Lee:"Seriously?"

David Park:"I'm dead."

Sarah Lee:"Really?^^ Wanna try again?"

David Park:"No... no..."

Sarah Lee:"Why? You said it felt good."

David Park:"Yeah..."

Sarah Lee:"Then why not do it again?"

David Park:"I... I came. Sorry."

Sarah Lee:"ugh~~~ I'm so pissed!"

David Park:"Sorry. You surprised me with that move."

Sarah Lee:"Forget it!!"

David Park:"We'll do it again Friday. I'm not going anywhere."

Sarah Lee:"Still! We hadn't even been at it for thirty minutes and you're already done. Shiiiiiiit!"

Unbelievable! So damn frustrating!

We took a shower and went to bed.

My husband immediately started snoring.

But I lay there, aching with unsatisfied longing, trying to fall asleep.

Shit~~!!

On masturbation… [For women only]

You know modeling clay, right? You can usually find it at craft stores.

But don't go for the cheap stuff—spend a little more.

It's cheaper than buying a dildo online, and in this day and age when vegetable prices are skyrocketing, it's even cheaper than buying cucumbers or carrots.

It's not the rubber clay kids play with—there's a special product called modeling clay.

Whether you buy a single color or a mixed pack, you can choose the shade you want for your dildo—just the start of why I like it.

Plus, you can adjust the length and thickness exactly how you want it. That's a big plus.

Sure, it takes a bit of manual skill, but...

The shape doesn't have to be perfect, so don't stress.

Anyway, shape the modeling clay into the form you want.

Then, just like the instructions say, boil it in hot water.

If it's thick, you'll need to boil it longer, obviously.

Just follow the recommended time on the package.

After that, don't use it right away—let it dry for an hour or two.

Then you'll have a dildo that's neither too hard nor too soft—just a unique, satisfying texture.

If you're skilled, you can even sculpt delicate veins, especially around the head.—_-;;;

Anyway, once you make one, it'll add a whole new level of fun to your solo play.

You can even use a condom if you want. The best part is you can make it exactly how you like.

Also, because of its slight softness, I've found it gives a very full sensation.

The feel changes depending on how you shape it, of course.^^;

Oh, and if you enjoy anal play, it might be tricky to shape, but you can make an anal plug too.

Since buying real ones costs money, trying it with modeling clay is a cheap alternative.

But—this is important—when making an anal plug, you must make the base wide enough so it doesn't get stuck inside.

Also, if you make the base too wide, the neck might become too thin and snap off.

So be very careful with anal plugs—don't risk it.

Still, you'll likely get satisfaction on par with regular vegetables, fingers, or manual dildos.

Oh, and this is just an extra tip...

The sensation is really amazing.

You can also try using a massager.

Especially those with joint-rubbing features—there are models with two upright columns wrapped in fabric. When turned on, they gently squeeze and release, like a soft hand grip.

Using that creatively can give you a whole new sensation! Even regular vibrating massagers can make solo play feel different.

And if you live in a house with windows in your room, try opening the window while you play.

It's thrilling in a different way.

The tension of possibly being seen makes it even more exciting.

If you're in an apartment, just open the balcony door.

Bonus tip~

Out in public, try using your phone.

Set it to vibrate, tuck it into your underwear, and call your own number.

You'll probably feel your skin tremble with pleasure.

Also, buy anal beads (they're super cheap) from a sex shop, insert them, and walk around.

And if you're a woman who gets wet easily, don't forget to wear a pad!